Leader of the Procrastinators

hitlervevo:

heytinaloser:

iveneverhadnutella:

This guy in my class likes to think he’s the only one who knows about tumblr
When a girl messed up her presentation he literally held up a drawn star that said ‘you tried’ and said to me “you probably won’t get it it’s an Internet thing.”

why is the gif so accurate

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mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

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jakemalik:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge

SOMEONE HELP

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